Big Brother Naija: Efe's "Based on Logistics" is officially a thing

Against all odds, Efe won the Big Brother Naija and walked home with 25 million bucks.

Efe has now won the Big Brother Naija, beating Marvis, who came fifth, Debbie-Rise who came fourth, TBoss who came third, and Bisola who came second.

We imagine his pastor dropping by to congratulate the family.

But that's not why we're here. We're here because Efe's "based on logistics" is now a thing.

What does that even mean?

 "Based on Logistics" is a pretty old slang from Warri which Efe's victory has now cemented. It's kinda like that slang you punctuate every sentence.  I feel like whoever started it was going to say "Based on Analysis", but the first word that popped in his head was logistics and he was like, "hey, this has a nice ring to it".

Eg: "Based on logistics, I gats chop Jollof rice this afternoon".

I hope this slang dies faster than his 25 million. Amen.

You may now proceed to whatever it is you were doing before you opened this. And don't stone me with your shoe while you're at it.